Aw, bless ya Guv'nor!

It would've been so easy to slip a tortoise into my bag at the zoo, but I aint no tea leaf! (not to mention the logistics of getting it through customs). And what was it you wanted to show me? No,
please, not your dvd boxset of 'Home to Roost', now you've got to admit that was an all-time low, Jack! Thanks for the tip about the tortoises, I'll keep me eyes peeled when I'm in Alcaufar in the Ford Granada

P.S. I think we should start our own Sweeney thread, it's a toss up between that and the Professionals though (lovely Lewis Collins, best Bond that never was, that Broccoli chap took an instant dislike to him at the audition)

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life and let others spend their time criticising. RICKY GERVAIS